Have you ever tried explaining complex hosting features to a 7-year-old? No? Lucky you. We did and the results were surprisingly insightful. Imagine a child sitting down to create the ultimate hosting comparison table armed with nothing but boundless enthusiasm and zero patience for unnecessary complexity. After about 37 seconds of deep thought (interrupted by an urgent debate over whether dinosaurs could exist on Mars), he announced: “Too many things, too many numbers. Is it YES or NO?” Honestly...a fair point. So instead of subjecting you to a table with enough stats to make your brain melt, we've simplified it. No cryptic jargon, no tech spec nor code numbers, just an easy-to-glance at table that even the 7-year-old approves of (and that’s saying something).
- Will this hosting make a website super speedy?
- Will it stop the sky computers from melting when it gets super speedy?
- Will it stop computer boogeymen from getting in?
- Will it make ice cream? NO! But good try buddy.
So there you have it, premium hosting as explained by a child who refuses to overcomplicate things. Because if they can make sense of it, so can you. Now, have a read and decide. (Preferably before the 7-year-old decides to redesign the entire internet.)
Our Description
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Eliot's Description
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Standard Hosting
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Premium Hosting
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All Features Enabled |
Loads Of Good Stuff |
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All Security Features Enabled |
Like A Shadow Guardian |
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More CPU |
More Computer Brains |
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More RAM |
Super Speedy |
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